Trials of Eyeliner

Comes across all shy and coy, just another nancy boy

Brothers and sisters, its time to step up to the Eyeliner Altar. The hour has come to raise your arms in the air. The moment is now to throw your head back and shout with me, “Hallelujah!” Yes, faithful stalkers, the boyshorts of myth and mesh have arrived. Say it with me, congregation, “BOYSHORTS!!!”