Author’s Note: In keeping with the impromptu Exile Hair Fair theme I started with yesterday’s blog post, today’s blog is brought to you by Max Bomber, rock columnist for Metal Weekly: a fictional on-air radio personality.
Hey all you metalheads out there, Max Bomber here with the latest and greatest; the hottest slick wax you just can’t be without. Rippin’ up the charts around the world, the official US release on Hair Fair Records is July 12th. Titled “From Yesterday” by Kavar and The Exiles, this is one wicked track aimed at all you dudes out there but never fear, the heavy metal sex kittens can slide on up on this bitch too and rock it just as hard.
The album starts out amazingly strong with the rock anthem, “Wildcards” and blitzes through the entire first side in a rock arpeggio of blasting tunes that will keep your head banging all the way from “Blacks” to “Dark Reds” and everything in between. The b-side softens it up a bit with their power chord, rock ballad, “Pastels” and ends with the strong arena rocker, “Wild Fusion”. The lyrics are belted out in a unique 10-line stanza covering the whole prism of color in each track. There ain’t a lick on this plate left by the time they’re done. In what is sure to unique to Kavar and the Exiles is the b-side for every single that adds up to 8 new colorful lyrics across the bottom of each riff.
It’s sure to be a madhouse at the hair fair release party, so if you can’t score a ticket, you may want to head on over to the tailgate party and rock out at The Slums (Make sure you throw on your Depraved Events wristbands for exclusive access) and pick through the limited edition 12″ singles next door at Metropolis. The hottest import 12″ singles are available in limited quantity from groups like Lapointe & Bastchild and their runaway hit “Cargo” not to mention the sophomore splash racing up the Billboard charts with a bullet, 7madravens and their Battleworn series. You’ll want to make sure and grab your Horny Bass-terd headsets from The Forge so you don’t miss a single beat.
This is Mad Max Bomber, signin’ off. Rock on, Detroit!
And with that, I think I have blogged myself silly. For those that don’t speak DJ, one of the two made-for-men releases from Exile at Hair Fair is “From Yesterday” – a freestyle, feathered rock-god-come-sufer-dude style that begs for surfboards, Fender guitar licks and a trans-am cruising down pacific coast highway. Like the Blown Away style for women that fits men perfectly so From Yesterday can be worn by the ladies as well. Available in the Exile standard packs of 10 colors per pack with 8 highlight/tip color options.
I rounded out the “album cover” artwork with items from Project Limited: A massive event as part of the Depraved Nation event series over on Metropolis. Each vendor has at least one item which is limited to <200 items each; most running around 100 or 150. Everything from fantasy, skins, hair, roleplay items, gothic and industrial to nails, dresses, shoes, horns horns horns and ermagherd helmets with horns, and even a Tim Burton/Beetlejuice style home from DRD. There really is something for everyone. You can shop from any of the surrounding sims if you can’t get onto Metropolis itself. Make sure to hit up the website for Project Limited and see what’s out there. I found myself buying (Yes, I bought them, shocking, I know) the best pair of cargo shorts on the grid from L&B. The ass doesn’t sag, my underwear isn’t supposed to stick out, and there’s no drop-crotch- just the fabulous textures and shape of Paul Lapointe.
Party on, Garth. Rock on, America.
Hair Fair 2014 Information
Includes maps, links, and information about neighboring sims to shop from.
Project Limited Information
Includes maps, links, and images of the limited items available
Headphones: The Forge – Horny Bass-terd (White) **Available at Project Limited**
Hair: Exile – From Yesterday **Available at Hair Fair**
Skin: Aeros Avatars – Teghran
Tattoo:Letis – Tau Puppis
Nose-chain/Lip Piercing: ~*Souzou Eien*~ – Maharet (Left Facial Piercing)
Wings: 7madravens – Battle Worn Wings **Available at Project Limited**
ArmBands: Goth1c0 – The Spine Bracelet **Available at Project Limited**
Hands: Slink Male Hands (AvEnhance) Male – Relax
Cargo Shorts:Lapointe & Bastchild – Death Royale Cargo Shorts – Dargon Demon **Available at Project Limited**
Poses: Niquotine – No Longer In World