Trials of Eyeliner

Comes across all shy and coy, just another nancy boy

I’m starting to get a complex about Strawberry’s timing of her meme’s. I think she’s got a hidden camera on my sim. Seriously! I was doing inventory maintenance on Sunday. Granted, I didn’t get far because SQUIRREL I ended up going out to a movie but still.. it was the subject of today’s login.

Image is below the cut today. I don’t personally think its NSFW but some might. So there you go.
And here we are, playing in inventories. I bet if I look hard enough, I’ll find a tiny little strawberry with a red blinking light on it on my platform.

Meme Instructions: Copy and paste the questions and answers below, delete my answers and input your own. Don’t forget to leave a comment with your link on Berry’s post so everyone can come by and read it!

1. What is your current inventory number? – 38,562
It bears noting that before my recent inventory foobar, it was in the 50K range. Last year before the Great Purge of 2012, I had over 100k. Hey, I’ve been here 7 years. You never you know when you might want that non flex, rigid prim, mushroom cloud hair. Y’know, for nostalgia night.

2. If you had to delete your whole inventory and could only keep one thing, what would it be? – My Textures Folder. (Hey, if Berry can pick her hair folder…)

3. What is the last thing you purchased?“W” WARRIOR INSIDE tattoo LION KING

4. Which item do you wear most often? Eyes and Skin never change, so that’s always whatever my most current is. I’ll probably have to go with my Rozoregalia Rings&Nails. My avatar is just like me in RL in that way, I never leave the house without my finger-armor.

5. When you search for the word penis, how many items pop up? (NO LYING!) – 7
One is a Daenotaur avatar (From Niramyth), one is for an Anubis Avatar, two pairs of pants with a little sneaky pete going on, one is a gesture titled “Penis and the Shoes” .. which you can bet your ass I’m going to activate after this and figure out what the hell it is, I have something called a “Bling Penis” (as featured in the photo) and of course, the Penis Hoverbike.

You can never have too much cock.
Toodles,

-N

Credits:

Rings&Nails: Rozoregalia – Gemma Ring&Nail 1
Gloves: .:Addict:. Stringed Fishent armlets (no longer in world)
Sweater: House of RFyre – Men’s Pullover – Wine
Jeans: >>Roots<< – 00J10008(M)
Boots: L&B Engineer Boots
Hair: CiC – Audrey (heavily Modified), Body – /wasabi pills/ – Orion – Night Shadow
And of course, the Bling Penis

Pose: Sylva’s Animation Factory – stock-stand-007

8 thoughts on “Inventory Meme — With Bling!

  1. zeesl says:

    Bling penis…that is awesome! LOL So what was the ‘penis and the shoes’ gesture all about? Hahaha!

    1. Oh god, it was truly cringeworthy. Some comedian yelling:
      [17:32] Nigel Riel: it’s time to play pattycake with mr shoes and the penis!
      [17:32] Nigel Riel: no no! i beg of you!
      [17:32] Nigel Riel: pattycake pattycake bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can! (pounding noises on a desk, one hopes)

      1. zeesl says:

        LOL WHA…? I don’t even….

        Brb. Need to die. Hahahahaha!

  2. Mayor Nigel, citizens demand the distribution of a Bling Cock.

  3. Can I just say….totally jealous of your bling penis! Also, I may or may not have a camera on your platform. I am pleading the fifth!

  4. Orca Flotta says:

    Ya, the penis hoverbike is awesome, right? I have no idea where I got that thing, it’s not even nicely made, hardly looks like a penis at all but surely acts like one. It’s one of those things from the wild times of 07 that somehow sneak into your inventory, clog it up and decidedly stay there forever.

  5. A bling penis! How wonderfully retro! heheh

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